Googlism is a fun site that tells you what Google “thinks” about you by posting short excerpts of Google search results on your name (or whatever). The site is fun, flattering, and insulting.

Google squelched Googlism’s capabilities by preventing the application from gathering fresh data. It limits the results to before 2004. Googlism seems fairly harmless, so the limitation seems silly.

Below are some of the Googlism’s for “Laura.” I left out the ones that referred to s*perm, c*cks, and other pr0n references (aww, darn!) as well as some that were pointless.

laura is new
laura is a racist and a total phony
laura is full of it
laura is a big skinny idiot
laura is no hillary
laura is hardly a sympathetic martyr
laura is a sadistic witch
laura is like playing with fire
laura is dangerous
laura is born
laura is ‘styling’
laura is such a b**ch it is unnatural
laura is behind this
laura is luke’s heart & humanity
laura is your god
laura is an unsaved
laura is right
laura is a braggart
laura is an acoustic craftsman
laura is away
laura is keen on sending messages in odd ways
laura is melting
laura is good emma is dumb
laura is a tremendous person
laura is my hero
laura is glowing
laura is so used to people that don’t think for themselves
laura is confused
laura is something else
laura is big news
laura is a professional in every way
laura is currently undergoing simultaneous seed multiplication in south australia
laura is mainly interested in passing moral judgements
laura is an incredibly ticklish girl under any circumstances
laura is also the only girl in america who is rated number one in competition against boys her age
laura is also very versatile

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