Female Stud
Eavesdrop on an email conversation with the CMST listserv:
This is in response to 1. Josh sending out an invitation to a congrats party for two grads who are moving on to tenure track jobs, and 2. Josh accidentally sending an email to the list that was intended for Loretta. The email said simply, “I miss you.”
Here is Shaun Treat’s response:
Hey Gunn and LSU comm studs (and studettes?). Treat here, not gonna make it to the farewell party for Darren and Ross. Picking up the kids in Arkansas, got cajoled into loitering over the weekend. Tell the boys goodbye, and I hope all the lurking commies will slap them on the ass and say “Shaun says adios muchachos!” (Not too hard, Wesley)
BTW, has anyone contacted the new grads to insure attendance? Make it so!
And I miss you too, Joshie-poo :)
And mine:
Shaun’s email got me thinking. What -do- you call a female stud? A brood mare? It just doesn’t have the same impact.
So, I googled “female stud.” Yes, google is indeed now a verb. I thought I’d share some of the more interesting links, which will save you the effort of closing up all those porn-site popups, and for those of you who don’t want to be spared those popups (you know who you are), you obviously know how to find them yourselves. Anyhoot, I found a great pic of a sexy female stud as well as some hot pics of male and female stud couplings. For the kinky end of the spectrum (again, you know who you are), check out this ad for a stud service: I want a male stud to mate with my female toy. None of these sites answered my question of what you call a female stud, though. Then I hit paydirt! I actually found an article on this entitled “What do you call a female stud“? I found this article on Sabrina’s website. Sabrina is a sex columnist, lion tamer, and High Priestess of the Goddess Most High. Sabrina should -know- the answer to this, I thought, since she claims to have had sex with over 4,000 men. (Some of us obviously need to catch up.) It’s worth the read. Unfortunately, she never answers the question. So if anyone knows -what- you call a female stud, please email me back with the answer.
Signed,
Laura (who obviously has too much time on her hands)
P.S. I won’t touch that ass-slapping male, homo-social *cough* bonding thing with a ten-foot stud (male or female).
P.S.S. Josh, I know you miss me. But it’s only been a couple of days since we’ve seen each other. I think you need to establish some boundaries. (hee)
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