Nigerian Scams
Digipen is in this month’s Rolling Stone! RS 916. Unfortunately the website doesn’t have the article, but I’m excited for Malia. Apparently people leave that school with jobs waiting for them.
My letter to Faisel about the Nigerians:
Dear Faisal Ahmed:
I was terribly saddened to read your tragic life story. You are a special person to want to leave the world a better place than how you found it. I wish I could help you in your charity efforts and your efforts to reclaim your finances. I’m so glad you are willing to offer me ten percent of your 24 million dollars to help you in your efforts. Unfortunately, right now, I am terribly busy holding down two jobs (one is as a housekeeper, the other in retail sales, at a jewelry store) while I work my way through school and pay for my child’s ADD treatments. I do have email contact with two people who might be able to help you. They are financial wizards and I am sure they will be able to help you find appropriate charities. Maybe they could even help you set up a foundation. Let me give you their names and contact information:
1. Dr. Frank F. Bamawo
Foreign Liason Office
Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation
Amsterdam, The Netherlands.
frankbamawo37@netscape.net
Dr. Bamawo has an account at Apex bank.
Dr. Bamawo is a civil service accountant who works for the Nigerian government.
2. Dr. Rasheed Bako
Dr. Bako has a poor telecommunications system and he is unable to share his address with me at the present.
He does, however, have substantial experience with finances. He, too, is a civil service employee with the Nigerian government.
He is in the process of buying Agro Allied equipment. Don’t tell anyone that, however, because you might get into trouble for insider trading if you purchase their stocks. I have it on good authority that it is sure to make millions, but you didn’t hear it from me.
Fortunately, I have 2 email addresses for Dr. Bako:
bako11@ecplaza.net
isamk@personal.ro
I do expect a small finders fee of, say, one percent, if this venture is successful. I surely could use the money.
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